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This coffee is so good.

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It's got a nice body,

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a lot of light, biscuity notes up front,

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but it fades to reveal
an earthy yet creamy finish.

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Is it a shade-grown single origin?

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It's Folgers, Dave.

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That was my next guess.

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- Hey-hey.
- Hey, Pops.

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We got a package at our
house addressed to you.

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Well, all right.

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And with a few days to spare,

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I finally got the perfect
present for Tina's birthday.

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Got to do it big for your boo.

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Yeah, and Dad has a bad
history with Mom's birthdays.

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- Yep, he is 0 for all of them.
- Yeah.

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Remember when he got her
that fancy vacuum cleaner?

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Oh, she was so upset.

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She vacuumed through every
football game that season.

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Well, don't forget her 40th.

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- The cake.
- Mm.

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Was it a carrot cake?

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You know, vegetables
have no place in cakes.

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Full stop.

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I like zucchini bread.

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No!

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It turns out that she was allergic.

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Her face swelled up like a blowfish.

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That's why the next
year, I got her a car.

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And ran over her foot with said car.

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Well, I couldn't see over the big bow.

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But this year is going to be different.

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I got her the most amazing gift.

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A genuine Chanel jacket

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straight off the runways of Paris.

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Look like it came straight
from the Guangdong Province.

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She's gonna love it, baby...

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- Here we go.
- Ah, yes.

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Oh, no.

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Hey, man, that's too small.

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I can see that, Dave.

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Yeah, so I don't have to point
out that it's spelled "channel"?

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Uh, no.

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Well, looks like your streak continues.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Now, what are you boys up to?

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Nothing.

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Well, I hope you're not getting me

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anything extravagant for my birthday.

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I don't need anything.
All I need is you.

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Well, you know you got that.

51
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You know? But I got to do
a little something for my baby, now.

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Okay, I'm just saying,
when you look this good

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at my age, you can't ask
for anything more, right?

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- You know what I mean?
- You know that's right.

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- You know what I mean?
- Fine as hell.

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- You do it, Mama.
- Okay.

57
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Oh, man, she is definitely
going to want more.

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Luckily, we found the perfect gift.

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Oh, yes, we did.

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The latest in ergonomic sneakers

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because she's always complaining
about how her feet hurt.

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Well, they did get run over.

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Okay, how much do you want for 'em?

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Daddy, they're not for sale.

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Come on, guys. Look,
I'll give you $300 cash right now.

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No, my brother.

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You have got to get your own.

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Watch out.

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- Move out the way.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

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- mm-hmm.
- Ooh!

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Oh, hey, babe.

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What's going on?

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Our online fundraising
auction goes live tonight,

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and our donations suck.

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What are you talking about?
I just donated juggling lessons.

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Yeah. Anyway,

77
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I'm waiting for Jerry O'Connell
to walk by to pick up his kids.

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I'm going to
"accidentally" bump into him

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and get him to donate
VIP tickets to The Talk.

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Oh, finally, the day I get
to chop it up with Jerry.

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- Ooh, there he is.
- He's mine. Jerry.

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Jerry! Ooh! Oh!

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Oh...

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Fire! Uh, false alarm.

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- Hey.
- You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Hey, can I ask you a quick question?

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No, I don't know how I got
Rebecca Romijn to marry me.

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That's funny. I-I'm her husband Dave.

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- I don't know how I got her to marry me either.
- Oh.

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So, anyway, our big
online fundraiser is coming up,

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and I was wondering if you might be

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able to donate something to auction off.

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Of course. I'm pretty sure

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I have a Kindle that's still in the box.

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Brand-new.

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Oh, uh, yeah, thanks.

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I'm kidding. How many VIP
tickets to The Talk do you need?

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Oh, four. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

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Hooah.

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I'm sorry?

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No, I'm... I just...

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- I-I don't...
- Oh.

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I don't mean to embarrass
you, but, uh, I just...

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Scent of a Woman is my favorite movie.

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Me, too. But that was Chris O'Donnell.

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I'm Jerry O'Connell.

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I'll take any idea you got.

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I am desperate to
find something special.

110
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Well, I got her this amazing perfume

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I found on Oprah's Favorite Things list.

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It's designed by her
personal scent sommelier.

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Perfect. I'll give you $300
cash right here, right now.

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Calvin. Come on,
it's your wife's birthday.

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You've got to dig deeper.

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All right, $350.

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Calvin!

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Just, whenever I ask her what she wants,

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she says, "All I need is you."

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Well, yeah, that's what we all say,
but we actually want the gift.

121
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Well, you know,
I got Miss Tina a present.

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I'm going to play her
a song on my recorder.

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I've been practicing for weeks.

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Grover, that's really
sweet and thoughtful.

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Look, say it's from me,
I'll give you $300 cash.

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- Mixed bills, tens and 20s.
- Ooh, money, money.

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No, no, no, no. No money.

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Come on, Calvin, don't give up.

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Why not support a good
cause and get her something

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from the school auction site?

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All right, I guess it couldn't hurt.

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Lunch with the football coach. Boo.

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- Yeah.
- All right.

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Juggling lessons. That's got to be Dave.

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A 60-pound weighted blanket?

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How do you get out of bed?

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It's been a rough year for donations.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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VIP tickets to The Talk.

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Tina loves The Talk.
Sheryl Underwood is her girl.

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All right, you know
what? I'll buy those.

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Great. Auction goes live tonight.

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Okay, well, how about
I give you $300 cash

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right now and we cut out the middleman?

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The middleman is the scholarship fund

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for underprivileged kids.

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- Okay, all right. $375.
- No.

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$400 and I take Grover for the night.

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We all know he can be a handful.

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I'm right here.

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Man, this auction is blowing up.

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I've had to up my bid, like, nine times.

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Scent of a Woman.

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How could I be so stupid?

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Okay. All right. We're
down to the last minute.

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Okay, here we go... oh.

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- Oh...
- Hey.

158
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What are you boys doing out here?

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Oh, you know, uh, watching porn.

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No, we are not.

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Oh.

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I get it. I get it.

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The birthday girl is going
to go back inside now.

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Yeah. All right.

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- Bye.
- Man, that was terrible.

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You're lucky I was here. You froze up.

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Oh. Oh, man, I got to up my bid.

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Down to the final five seconds.

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- Okay, here we go.
- Okay.

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Three, two, one.

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- Yeah!
- Got it!

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Yeah, baby! Let's go!

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- Shh!
- You're going to the...

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Right, uh, wow, that is
some pretty wild pornography.

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Oh, wow. Aw.

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Oh, thank you, Grover.

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Bless your little heart.

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That was beautiful.

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What was that? "Sweet Caroline"?

180
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I thought it was "Back That Azz Up."

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He's been working on it all week.

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Yeah, that's easily the
best that it's sounded.

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- Yeah.
- Aw.

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Well, thank you, Johnson
family, for my lovely perfume.

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And the concert.

186
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Yeah, yeah, uh, nice effort.

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- Open ours, Mommy.
- Oh, oh.

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Okay, let me see what my babies got me.

189
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Ugh.

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These are nice.

191
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Is that why you said "ugh"?

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Oh, did I? No, no, I...

193
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Well, they look like old lady sneakers.

194
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No, no, no, no, no.
Th-They're not for old ladies.

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They're just padded
to relieve foot pain,

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improve posture, and
prevent varicose veins.

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Well, when you put it like that...

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Oh, damn.

199
00:09:03,725 --> 00:09:05,169
Oh, yeah. Look at that.

200
00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:06,914
They're endorsed by Marla Gibbs.

201
00:09:08,323 --> 00:09:10,878
Y'all got y'all mama some Air Gibbs?

202
00:09:13,905 --> 00:09:15,638
We have got to get Mama something else.

203
00:09:15,649 --> 00:09:17,115
Oh, yeah, y'all definitely do.

204
00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:18,628
Yeah, we know, Gemma.

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00:09:19,582 --> 00:09:22,727
Well, babe, you're going
to need someplace to wear

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00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:25,042
your nice new Velcro kicks.

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00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:28,173
- So here you go.
- Oh, that's sweet, baby.

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What'd you get me?

209
00:09:30,331 --> 00:09:31,645
Oh, my God!

210
00:09:31,656 --> 00:09:34,558
You got me four tickets to The Talk?

211
00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:37,074
- Yes.
- I get to see my girl Sheryl in person?

212
00:09:37,085 --> 00:09:41,144
Oh, baby, this is the best gift ever.

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Hit it, Grover. I'm feeling it.

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I'm feeling it.

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Baby, we are in the front row.

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00:10:01,489 --> 00:10:03,825
I mean, Sheryl is
going to be right there.

217
00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,848
- I could touch her.
- Okay, you know what?

218
00:10:05,858 --> 00:10:08,375
You know who's else
gonna be right here is security.

219
00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:09,790
- Don't do that, okay?
- Okay.

220
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So exciting.

221
00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:14,323
You know, Jerry is
definitely going to see me.

222
00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:16,951
This is the last chance for
me to save our friendship.

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00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:18,513
There is no friendship.

224
00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:22,079
Well, not with that
attitude, there isn't.

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Welcome to The Talk.

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- ♪ You and me ♪
- ♪ You and me ♪

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♪ You know we make
some real good company ♪

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♪ Company... ♪

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Oh, my God, it's Sheryl! It's Sheryl!

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- ♪ You know we make some real good company ♪
- Hi, Sheryl!

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♪ Hoppin', we poppin',
all the magic we makin' ♪

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♪ Lord knows I love
conversating with you ♪

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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,032
Jerry!

235
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Wrong show. Wrong
Jerry. Stop doing that.

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Stop doing that.

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Okay, here's a gift idea.

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An LED light therapy rejuvenation mask.

239
00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:03,229
Are you crazy?

240
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,943
That'll be like telling Mama
her face isn't juvenated.

241
00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,485
See, man, look, look. Look at this.

242
00:11:11,941 --> 00:11:15,476
- Ah. Things were so easy when we were little.
- Huh.

243
00:11:15,487 --> 00:11:19,215
We made her an ugly necklace
out of macaroni and she loved it.

244
00:11:19,226 --> 00:11:21,870
Oh, man. Yeah, I remember that.

245
00:11:22,497 --> 00:11:23,947
You know, one time

246
00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:27,541
I gave her a Lando Calrissian
action figure that she bought me,

247
00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:29,387
and she said it was
her favorite gift ever.

248
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:32,059
Yeah, and then you took it right back.

249
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She wasn't gonna play with it.

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00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,456
Well, as you know, we here on
The Talk are big fans of chili.

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And today our own Sheryl Underwood

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00:11:42,764 --> 00:11:45,095
is going to share her secret recipe.

253
00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:49,316
And spoiler alert, it is good.

254
00:11:49,403 --> 00:11:50,631
So good.

255
00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:52,376
Oh, you guys, stop.

256
00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:55,012
Okay, now, I'm going to invite a few

257
00:11:55,023 --> 00:11:57,993
lucky audience members
up on stage to sample it.

258
00:11:58,004 --> 00:11:59,271
Anybody hungry?

259
00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:00,899
Me! Me, me, me! Me! Oh!

260
00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:02,334
I'm starving, I'm starving!

261
00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:04,103
Hey, birthday girl.
Birthday girl right here.

262
00:12:04,113 --> 00:12:06,111
Oh, yeah, a-and the
birthday girl's friends.

263
00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:08,691
- And the birthday girl's friend.
- Okay, you four. Come on.

264
00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:09,769
Oh. Okay!

265
00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:11,532
Come on, baby. Come on, let's go.

266
00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:13,089
Oh, I'm so excited.

267
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,276
Hey.

268
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,562
Come on up.

269
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:19,321
Okay, okay. Where are you from?

270
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,399
Pasadena, Sheryl.

271
00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:22,944
- Uh-huh.
- I'm Tina and you're Sheryl.

272
00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:24,735
All day, every day.

273
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,997
Sheryl is standing right here, Calvin.

274
00:12:27,008 --> 00:12:28,900
- She's right here.
- I can see that, babe.

275
00:12:28,911 --> 00:12:31,657
Was 'cause your man finally
got you a great birthday present.

276
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,188
Yes, you did, baby... you're so sweet.

277
00:12:33,199 --> 00:12:35,152
And your birthday's
about to get even better

278
00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:37,268
because I'm going to
make you some chili.

279
00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:38,482
Ooh. Ooh!

280
00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:41,996
Hey, Jerry O'Connell.

281
00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:45,680
Why don't you come and, uh, Stand by Me?

282
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:48,913
Yes, that was, uh, that was

283
00:12:48,924 --> 00:12:51,529
a movie I was actually in.
Very good. Very good.

284
00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:53,961
All right, let's get cooking.

285
00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:56,307
Yes. Show me the chili!

286
00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:58,645
Okay. Yeah. I was also in Jerry Maguire.

287
00:12:58,656 --> 00:13:00,358
Let's move on. We're moving on.

288
00:13:00,369 --> 00:13:01,470
Got him.

289
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,403
Okay, I need an assistant chef.

290
00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:05,970
Oh, oh, you got to pick my baby.

291
00:13:05,981 --> 00:13:08,753
She's been cooking me the
best chili for over 30 years.

292
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:10,171
Oh, stop it, baby.

293
00:13:10,182 --> 00:13:13,549
Oh, looks like I got some competition.

294
00:13:13,649 --> 00:13:17,546
Oh, wow. Mom is on TV
cooking with her hero.

295
00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:20,163
What kind of cheese
are you going to use, Jerry O'Connell?

296
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:24,560
Monterey Jack or... Kangaroo Jack?

297
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,005
Oh, David.

298
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,687
As every great cook knows,

299
00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:32,974
the secret to chili is the spices.

300
00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,472
And I got my own special blend.

301
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,921
- Cayenne.
- Ooh, all right, now.

302
00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:40,432
- Paprika.
- Oh, I see you. I see you.

303
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:41,925
Mustard seed.

304
00:13:41,936 --> 00:13:43,468
Ooh. Huh?

305
00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:46,449
And a little something-something
that they won't see coming.

306
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,642
Horseradish.

307
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:49,616
Mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

308
00:13:49,949 --> 00:13:53,133
All right, everybody,
you have Sheryl's chili in front of you,

309
00:13:53,144 --> 00:13:54,678
so let's dig in.

310
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,291
All right.

311
00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:59,040
Okay. All right. Okay.

312
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,393
Mmm.

313
00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,203
- Mmm.
- This is good.

314
00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:05,791
This is so good, Sheryl.
It's really good.

315
00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:08,143
Here you go, birthday girl.

316
00:14:08,154 --> 00:14:10,928
- Bon appétit.
- All right. Okay.

317
00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:12,640
Thank you, Sheryl.

318
00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:22,490
You don't like it?

319
00:14:22,617 --> 00:14:24,359
I do. It's so good.

320
00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:28,136
This is a masterpiece. Yeah.

321
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,324
You know what? All this need
is a whole bunch of crackers.

322
00:14:34,069 --> 00:14:36,238
Tina doesn't like my chili.

323
00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:38,245
You all like my chili, right?

324
00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,659
Oh, yeah, yeah, so, so good.

325
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,463
- It's so yummy.
- Amazing.

326
00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:44,278
- I'm almost done. Yeah.
- Hey. This is spicy.

327
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,617
- So it's just you.
- No.

328
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,744
No, no, no. Because I-I love it.

329
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,307
I love it. The chili is good.

330
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:51,982
Okay, then-then eat some more.

331
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:53,235
Go ahead.

332
00:14:53,246 --> 00:14:55,848
- Okay, let me...
- Mangia.

333
00:14:55,859 --> 00:14:58,747
... have some more chili.

334
00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:09,614
I think this segment is over.

335
00:15:10,014 --> 00:15:13,436
And I think y'all been lying
about my chili this whole time.

336
00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:17,343
You know what? We're
going to pay some bills right now, okay?

337
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,242
We'll be right back with more Talk.

338
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,814
Aw.

339
00:15:23,825 --> 00:15:27,019
Oh, Sheryl, don't be like that.

340
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:29,460
See what you did, Akbar?

341
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,218
Sheryl!

342
00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:37,374
Hey. Gemma?

343
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:39,162
Calvin, what are you doing here?

344
00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:42,440
Look, I need you to do me a favor.

345
00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:45,523
I need to talk to Jerry O'Connell.

346
00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:47,670
No. Nuh-uh.

347
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,638
After what happened this morning?

348
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,402
Well, that's the thing.

349
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:54,232
Look, I finally got
Tina the perfect gift,

350
00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:56,979
and it wound up being
her worst birthday ever.

351
00:15:58,269 --> 00:16:01,617
She told me she wished I
just ran over her feet again.

352
00:16:03,016 --> 00:16:04,683
I understand.

353
00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:08,346
But I can't allow you to approach
a parent on school property

354
00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:09,892
- without proper...
- Hey, Erica.

355
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,232
Ooh, there he is. Hey, Jerry!

356
00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:15,998
- Jerry. Oh, sorry.
- Oh! Why? Why?

357
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,047
- You okay?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, please tell me

358
00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:22,800
that guy Dave is not with you.

359
00:16:23,212 --> 00:16:24,399
Uh...

360
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:27,379
Oh, no, no, no, I barely
know that guy, man.

361
00:16:28,402 --> 00:16:30,571
Hey, look, Jerry, um,

362
00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:33,371
my wife Tina, she loves Sheryl so much,

363
00:16:33,382 --> 00:16:37,353
and, uh, this morning, you
know, it-it ruined her birthday.

364
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,199
Uh, I think we should move on.

365
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:42,003
Here's the weighted blanket
you won at the auction.

366
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:47,534
- You okay?
- Oh, yeah. I got it, I got it.

367
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:50,538
Look, I-I was just hoping that maybe

368
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,527
you could put Tina in touch with Sheryl

369
00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:54,140
so that she can apologize.

370
00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,471
Well, I-I'd love to help you out,

371
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,128
but Sheryl is not upset with your wife.

372
00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,896
Sheryl's upset with us for not being

373
00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:00,909
more real with her about her chili,

374
00:17:01,064 --> 00:17:02,500
which is not great chili.

375
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:05,805
Yeah, I'm not sure if it was even chili.

376
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,662
We were just trying
to spare her feelings,

377
00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,840
and now Sheryl's embarrassed.

378
00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:13,060
She said she's never
cooking on our show again.

379
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:17,191
O-Okay, well, maybe we
can help each other out.

380
00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:19,143
Come on, let me help
you with that blanket.

381
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,830
You know, it just so happens

382
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,787
my wife makes a mean chili.

383
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:25,601
Oh, I certainly believe the mean part.

384
00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:29,095
Slow your roll.
That's my wife we talking about now.

385
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,467
- Tina doesn't like my chili.
- Pause.

386
00:17:34,478 --> 00:17:37,013
Right there. Look at my face.

387
00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:41,879
- Yeah. That's not pretty.
- Ugh.

388
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,657
You're an attractive woman,
but that's not a good face.

389
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,364
Babe, I know your birthday is over...

390
00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:51,796
Are you day-drinking with Dave?

391
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,650
You know, I don't think
Akbar liked me either.

392
00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:59,264
Anyway, look, I know
your birthday's over,

393
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,870
but I got one more gift for you,

394
00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:03,374
and it's a chance to make things right.
I just want you...

395
00:18:03,385 --> 00:18:05,029
So you're just gonna
leave me on the front porch

396
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,775
like I'm an Amazon package?

397
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:10,189
Hello, Tina.

398
00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,934
Calvin, Sheryl Underwood is in my house.

399
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,718
I know, babe. I brought her.

400
00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,107
Sheryl Underwood,

401
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,707
I am so sorry about this morning.

402
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,747
It's, it's just my face. You know?

403
00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:24,092
It-it won't lie.

404
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,682
Girl, I know it.

405
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:27,681
I watched it back on slow-mo.

406
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,760
But I want to thank you.

407
00:18:30,771 --> 00:18:33,758
You were the only one
that was honest with me.

408
00:18:33,769 --> 00:18:35,809
- Oh.
- I hated the chili, too.

409
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,852
Even more than her.

410
00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:40,906
Little late, Jerry O'Connell superfan.

411
00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:44,146
Uh, so he mentioned me?

412
00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:47,282
Nobody's talking about you, Dave.

413
00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:50,380
Tina, I brought Sheryl here
so that you could teach her

414
00:18:50,391 --> 00:18:52,040
how to make chili the right way.

415
00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:53,945
Oh, hell yeah, I will.

416
00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:56,805
Come on, girl. Let me
get you a glass of wine.

417
00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,835
That's all right, girl.

418
00:18:58,979 --> 00:19:00,305
I got one.

419
00:19:00,864 --> 00:19:03,928
Calvin! Sheryl Underwood
is in my kitchen.

420
00:19:03,939 --> 00:19:05,495
I can see.

421
00:19:05,506 --> 00:19:08,307
This is the best birthday ever. Again.

422
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:10,998
So, what do I need to know?

423
00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:13,510
Okay, first off, the
horseradish has got to go.

424
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:14,989
That's my mother's recipe.

425
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,201
Oh, she doesn't know
how to cook either, huh?

426
00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:18,428
Tina!

427
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:25,513
Ooh, okay. Where are you taking me?

428
00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:27,839
- No, no, keep your eyes closed.
- Okay.

429
00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:30,976
- Okay. Almost. Almost.
- All right.

430
00:19:30,987 --> 00:19:32,928
And open 'em.

431
00:19:33,146 --> 00:19:34,685
Ta-da!

432
00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:37,308
Wow. What's all this?

433
00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:38,779
It's your present.

434
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,519
Look, Ma, we-we were trying to find

435
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,365
the perfect birthday present for you,

436
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,746
and we remembered that
you really loved this one.

437
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,113
Aw.

438
00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,084
We remember this day as
being pretty much perfect,

439
00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:50,714
so we decided to recreate it.

440
00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:54,279
Oh, thank you. Are those sandwiches?

441
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,292
Yep.

442
00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:56,944
Tuna fish and Cheetos.

443
00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,267
Yep, there's the yucky face.

444
00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:00,658
There it is.

445
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,202
But I love it. I will eat it.

446
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,887
Thank you. Boys, this is...

447
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,971
This is all I could want.

448
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,116
Mwah.

449
00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:10,266
My babies. Mwah.

450
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,479
Happy birthday, Mama.

451
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,551
Thank you. This is...

452
00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:14,324
Okay, Mom, I need you to smile,
we about take a picture.

453
00:20:14,335 --> 00:20:16,905
- All right, come on.
- Okay. Let's take a picture

454
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,752
with my babies.

455
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,848
Here we go.

456
00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:22,879
Three, two...

457
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,455
What y'all looking at?

458
00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:25,971
- Dad.
- Come on, Pop.

459
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,241
We're trying to recreate this photo.

460
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:29,694
Oh, but, man, I didn't know.

461
00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:31,582
That's okay, baby, why don't
you just get in the picture?

462
00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,715
Oh, okay. All right, good. Let's do it.

463
00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,401
Come on, baby. Here we go.

464
00:20:35,412 --> 00:20:37,715
And three, two...

465
00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,326
Ooh, do I smell Cheetos and tuna?

466
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,625
- Ah, Dave.
- David.

467
00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:42,620
They're trying to take a photo.

468
00:20:42,631 --> 00:20:45,298
Oh, you know what?
Let's just do one with everybody.

469
00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,996
- All right. Come on. Here we go.
- Come on, brother.

470
00:20:47,007 --> 00:20:48,826
Get in. Get in. All right. Good.

471
00:20:48,837 --> 00:20:49,927
And...

472
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:52,611
All right, everybody say chili.

473
00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:55,078
Chili!

474
00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:03,730
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